Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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