Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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