Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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