Ikea night.
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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