I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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