Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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