I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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