is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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