Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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