She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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