Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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