Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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