when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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