3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the condom got lost in my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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