One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't deserve a penis
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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