Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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