'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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