I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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