I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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