We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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