i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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