I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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