i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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