bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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