Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
