If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
FUCK WHALES
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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