she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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