I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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