I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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