He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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