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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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