Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
