hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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