Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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