I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I want to stick my p in your. b.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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