we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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