so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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