as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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