fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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