If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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