Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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