There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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