it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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