I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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