And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
