I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk