I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.