we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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