So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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