you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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