shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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