I like to think it a success when the cops are called
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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