3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
well you can't waste a boner
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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