More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i love accidental penises.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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