Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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