Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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